“One room… 2,000 people gasping for air. This was the funniest comedic performance we have ever seen.”

Matt Helmintoller

Calvary Chapel

 Melbourne, FL  

"Tim RAWKS!  He had us laughing before he said a word. I'm just glad he uses his powers for good."

Mark Hall

Casting Crowns 

“… relentless, resounding, refreshing, riotous... Tim is an amazing talent…”

Rick Baldwin

RiverRanch Church

Modesto, CA

“Tim wasn't just 'really funny'. He set the room on fire for 2 straight days. I've never seen anything like it.”

Stewart Hendricks

Avalanche Youth Conference 2006

Pigeon Forge, TN 

“I thought we were going to have to hand out inhalers.”

Kimberly Sellin

Synergy Comedy Club

Beltsville, MD 

“Talk about comedy overload! Get ready to laugh… and bring a bottle of oxygen.”

Craig Dawson

Golf Course Road Church of Christ

Midland, TX 

“Tim Hawkins is hilarious… ‘biggie sized’… on steroids!”

Steve Howard

Guardian Television Network

Columbus, OH  

“The Air Force needs you!  And so does the Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, NASA...”

Pamela Eyring

Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, OH 

“Brilliantly talented, clean, and rip-roaring hilarious… Tim Hawkins is the only entertainer we’ve ever hired twice, and we will bring him back for the hat trick!  He is a true must-see…”

Barry Ford

Fellowship Church

Grapevine, TX 

“If comedy is a gift, God gave Tim Hawkins an overdose.” 

Danny Kuykendall

Northwest Baptist Convention

Vancouver, WA 

“Absolutely none better. After 20 years of having the best of the best when it comes to Christian entertainment, Tim Hawkins is THE best! KEN'S WRITTEN GUARANTEE: If Tim doesn't make your whole group roar with laughter, contact me and I will pay for his expense.”

Ken Brumley

Green Acres Baptist Church

Tyler, TX 

“Watching Tim perform is like eating an entire Pecan Pie at one time… You wonder if you can take another bite.”

Kevin McNelly

Pastor

City Church of Chattanooga (TN) 

“…the room erupted in laughter for nearly an hour...”

David Hone

Chief Operating Officer

Josh McDowell Ministry

Dallas, TX

"AWESOME does not begin to describe Tim. He induced laughter every second while on that stage. He is an ABSOLUTE don't miss!"

Lorraine Montes

Woodland The Community Church

Bradenton, FL

“Tim delivered! I’m not kidding… Little kids were dancing and Grandpas and Grandmas were laughing – There was something for everybody.”

Ted Baird

Fellowship Church at Anthem

Anthem, AZ 

"Tim, you nailed it once again! I know the travel is grueling, and all the stuff you have to put up with in the entertainment world gets old. But there is whole-hearted agreement that you are the BEST. Keep up the great work."

Don Blackley

Baptist General Convention of Texas

"Outrageously funny. Five people told me the day after the show that their stomach still hurt. We can't wait to be a part of his 2007 tour."

Philip Slusher

Temple Baptist Church

Hattiesburg, MS

"Our cheeks were still sore the next day!"

Monique Forrest

Clovis Hills Community Church

Clovis, CA

"Next time we have Tim, I'm going to have oxygen and paramedics on the scene. Absolutely the funniest night of my life."

JC Slone

Beavercreek (OH) Church of the Nazarene

"An absolutely hilarious community event! We're still walking around quoting his act (Recomputing...). I would ask him back anytime, even if he did start gnawing on our ficus plants."

Richard Guinto

Heritage Assembly of God

Wichita Falls, TX

"Sounds of laughing, gasping, snorting, and screaming filled the room... Tim is wide open! His style of clean comedy was a direct hit... Phenomenal!"

Mark Johansson

New Covenant Church

Hampton, VA

"'He is the best we have had... When is he coming back... My stomach still hurts... I could not stop laughing...' These are just a few of the comments I heard after Tim's performance. He is one gifted comedian who creates a night to remember."

Dick Bont

Single Point Ministry/Ward Church

Northville, MI

"One room... 2000 people gasping for air. This was THE funniest comedic performance we have ever seen."

Matt Helmintoller

Calvary Chapel

Melbourne, FL

"Tim raised the bar in Christian entertainment. He blended contemporary style with a Christian flavor to create a night filled with laughs and refreshing perspective."

Bob Rice

Lincoln Berean Church

Lincoln, NE

"It was like watching a great fireworks show. I kept thinking 'This must be the big finale'. But Tim just keeps raising the level, changing the dynamic, pulling out more A+ material... and the show ends with this explosion of energy. You are actually torn between watching Tim or people around you falling out of their chairs. I thought somebody was going to get hurt."

Herb Kuryliw

Hillcrest Covenant Church

DeKalb, IL

“This guy is incredible! Truly gifted, hysterically funny, tons of great material... and I was blown away by his consistent excellence and energy over 3 nights of performances.”

Jackie Ross

Tomball Bible Church

Tomball, TX

“Our senior pastor laughed so hard that he almost lost his supper. My side and my cheeks hurt for two days, and it felt great.”

Randy Hearn

Waco Christian Fellowship

Waco, TX

“Two standing ovations… On a scale of 1-10, we rate him a 15! Tim has become the measuring stick of comedians, and we haven't found anyone who comes close.”

Bob Upgren

5 Stones Youth Conference

Bismarck, ND

“Oh my goodness, this guy was awesome! The night was a huge success, and we have already booked him to come back next year.”

Kim Peters

East Coast Christian Center

Merritt Island, FL

“I thought the man in front of me was going to need an ambulance… No one knew that Tim could ‘walk on pews’ -- He was the funniest thing we have ever seen in our church.”

Lloyd Eisenrich

First Baptist Church

Andrews, TX

“… relentless, resounding, refreshing, riotous... Our event was an astounding success, with everyone begging for more! Tim is an amazing talent, and on top of all of that, he is one terrifically nice guy.”

Rick Baldwin

RiverRanch Church

Modesto, CA

“The lady sitting behind me was gasping so hard for breath that she started barking like a seal! I’ve always enjoyed comedy… but I have never experienced this level of hysteria before Tim came to town.”

Cindy Little

Life Community Church

Ft. Worth, TX

“Pure, raw laughter. Tim did a tremendous and hilarious show to kickoff our Men's Ministry. Over 350 guys laughed so hard, it hurt. I pray God continues to bless Tim and his ministry.”

Keith Christie

First Baptist Church of Euless (TX)

“As soon as I’m finished picking 400 people up off the floor, I’m going to recommend Tim Hawkins for any event… any age group, any time. Thanks, Tim, for proving that great comedy can be family friendly… We had a blast!”

John Tyler

North Pointe Baptist Church

Hurst, TX

“Tim is more than funny. I mean, we expected to laugh… but we didn’t expect to be sore the next day. Tim customized his comedy to our church, our pastors, our city… Our volunteers have never had so much fun or felt so appreciated! Thanks to Tim, our event couldn’t have gone any smoother.”

Carrie Fay Amaro

Radiant Church

Surprise, AZ

“Without a doubt, Tim is one of the funniest, most gifted humans on the planet. A little off his rocker… but truly gifted! This was our 2nd comedy night with Tim and the Tunafish Band. What a great event…”

Dave Michelson

Calvary Church

St. Peters, MO

“If comedy is a gift, God gave Tim Hawkins an overdose. He rocked the house filled with 1000+ teens and parents and adult youth leaders. Hard group to please? Not for Tim.”

Danny Kuykendall

Northwest Baptist Convention

Vancouver, WA

“Absolutely none better. After 20 years of having the best of the best when it comes to Christian entertainment, Tim Hawkins is THE best! He has the ability, agility, versatility, and connectability to work with any audience you put before him. KEN'S WRITTEN GUARANTEE: If Tim doesn't make your whole group roar with laughter, contact me and I will pay for his expense.”

Ken Brumley

Green Acres Baptist Church

Tyler, TX

“Tim delivered! I’m not kidding… Little kids were dancing and Grandpas and Grandmas were laughing – There was something for everybody.”

Ted Baird

Fellowship Church at Anthem

Anthem, AZ

“I saw Tim perform in Atlanta in front of 1700 children’s pastors, and he took the house down. Trust me… He is going to have more work than he has ever had in his life from this group, because everyone was still talking about him 2 days after the show. He is tremendous.”

Sondra Saunders

Prestonwood Baptist Church

Dallas, TX

“Tim Hawkins should be seen by every person in America. He might be the funniest human on Planet Earth.”

Brady Boyd

Gateway Church

Southlake, TX

“Amazing… Tim went above and beyond funny for an audience of over 1000.”

Laura Willing

Care Net Pregnancy Services

Quincy, IL

"…non-stop, gut-busting, hyperventilating laughter. At one point, we thought we were going to have to dial 911. Once the audience caught their breath, they gave him a standing ovation... which is impressive for Baptists.”

Steve James

Communications Director

First Baptist Church of Dallas, TX

“Tim was absolutely hilarious. People were were having a hard time keeping from rolling on the floor. Clean, funny - Tim supplied us with one of our most entertaining evenings ever at the Lighthouse!”

Tim Quinn

Lighthouse Christian Fellowship

Zanesville, OH

“We promoted Tim big-time, telling our students that he was the funniest guy they would ever see. So they all came… and brought their friends… and we had over 200 students. The bases were loaded, and Tim hit a GRAND SLAM! What a great job! Everybody went home with a sore face.”

Troy Rackliffe

First Baptist Church of Coppell, TX

“Absolutely hilarious... We can't wait to get Tim's next music video on the jumbotron!”

Jeremy Armstrong

Marketing Coordinator

Dallas Mavericks

“Hilarious!  We do in-studios with every comedian who comes to the Improv, and Tim is one of the funniest ever.”

Tim Hattrick

“Tim and Willy”

KNIX Country 102.5

Phoenix, AZ 

“Hilarious doesn't even cover it.”

Linda Vest CMP

Event Planner

State Farm Insurance

Dallas, TX