What People
Are Saying...
“We promoted Tim big-time,
telling our students that he was the funniest guy they would
ever see. So they all came… and brought their friends… and
we had over 200 students. The bases were loaded, and Tim hit
a GRAND SLAM! What a great job! Everybody went home with a
sore face.”
Troy Rackliffe
First Baptist Church of
Coppell, TX
"Tim RAWKS! He had us laughing before
he said a word. I'm just glad he uses his powers for good."
Mark Hall
Casting Crowns
“Tim wasn't just 'really funny'. He set the
room on fire for 2 straight days. I've never seen anything
like it.”
Stewart Hendricks
Avalanche Youth Conference
2006
Pigeon Forge, TN
“Tim raised the bar on comedy
at Baylor… a perfect fit for the college scene: clean and
hilarious.”
Becki
Majors
Coordinator of Student Union
Programs
Baylor University
Waco, TX
“We’ve had several comedians
in the past who were funny, but nothing like this…”
Corey Ross
Director of Student
Activities
LeTourneau University
Longview, TX
“Hilarious! We do in-studios with every comedian who comes
to the Improv, and Tim is one of the funniest ever.”
Tim
Hattrick
“Tim and Willy”
KNIX Country 102.5
Phoenix, AZ
“If there were a Comedy College, Tim Hawkins
would be a required course.”
Darren Marlar
‘Marlar in the Morning’
101QFL, Rockford, IL
"Want a night of side-splitting comedy? Tim
is your guy.”
Sheri Boeckman
Oklahoma Association of
REALTORS
Oklahoma City, OK
“I thought we were going to have to hand out
inhalers.”
Kimberly Sellin
Synergy Comedy Club
Beltsville, MD
“The Air Force needs you! And so does the
Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, NASA...”
Pamela Eyring
Wright-Patterson Air Force
Base, OH
“Hilarious doesn't even cover it.”
Linda Vest CMP
Event Planner
State Farm
Insurance
Dallas, TX
"I grew up in Beverly Hills
around The Comedy Store and was best friends with Paully
Shore. And Tim is the funniest guy I've ever seen."
Christopher Kehoe
Back2Life
Kansas City, MO
"Tim Hawkins is a comic
genius! He should offer medical assistance to his audiences
immediately following his act. Even into the next day,
everyone was complaining about their facial muscles
cramping. You will literally beg him to ease up, because
every other phrase is a homerun. You can't keep up!"
Chris Roberts
MasterGuard Corporation
Coppell, TX
“I had to keep taking off my
glasses to wipe away the tears, but I guess that's not as
bad as my associate who nearly peed her pants! It was
refreshing to laugh so hard...”
Sandy Maxwell,
Ada
(OK) Association of Realtors
“Tim had the whole company in
tears with laughter… By far, the best entertainment we have
ever had!”
Karen Claussen
Nouveau Eyewear
Carrollton, TX
“What a night! The show was
clean, customized, and an absolute blast. Tim Hawkins'
comedy appeals to an audience of all ages and backgrounds.”
Tammy Foster
Guaranty Bond
Bank
Mount Pleasant, TX
Tim kicked off our 2003
Leadership Conference with tons of energy that carried
through the weekend. The customized ‘Hotel California’ was
hysterical!”
Jennifer Kraszewski
HR Director
Eateries, Inc.
Edmond, OK
“Funny? How about hilarious!?
His performance was terrific, and his ability to capture the
attention of kids and adults alike was amazing.”
Jeremy Blaido,
Chuck E. Cheese Entertainment
Dallas, TX
“Absolutely hilarious... We
can't wait to get Tim's next music video on the jumbotron!”
Jeremy Armstrong
Marketing
Coordinator
Dallas Mavericks
“Brilliantly talented, clean, and rip-roaring
hilarious… Tim Hawkins is the only entertainer we’ve ever
hired twice, and we will bring him back for the hat trick!
He is a true must-see…”
Barry Ford
Fellowship Church
Grapevine, TX
“…the room erupted in
laughter for nearly an hour...”
David Hone
Chief Operating
Officer
Josh McDowell Ministry
Dallas, TX
"It was like watching a great
fireworks show. I kept thinking 'This must be the big
finale'. But Tim just keeps raising the level, changing the
dynamic, pulling out more A+ material... and the show ends
with this explosion of energy. You are actually torn between
watching Tim or people around you falling out of their
chairs. I thought somebody was going to get hurt."
Herb Kuryliw
Hillcrest Covenant Church
DeKalb, IL
“Two standing ovations… On a
scale of 1-10, we rate him a 15! Tim has become the
measuring stick of comedians, and we haven't found anyone
who comes close.”
Bob Upgren
5 Stones Youth Conference
Bismarck, ND
“Absolutely hilarious... We
can't wait to get Tim's next music video on the jumbotron!”
Jeremy Armstrong
Marketing
Coordinator
Dallas Mavericks
“Hilarious! We do in-studios with every comedian who comes
to the Improv, and Tim is one of the funniest ever.”
Tim
Hattrick
“Tim and Willy”
KNIX Country 102.5
Phoenix, AZ
“Hilarious doesn't even cover it.”
Linda Vest CMP
Event Planner
State Farm
Insurance
Dallas, TX
“One room… 2,000 people gasping for air. This
was the funniest comedic performance we have ever seen.”
Matt Helmintoller
Calvary Chapel
Melbourne, FL
“I thought we were going to have to hand out
inhalers.”
Kimberly Sellin
Synergy Comedy Club
Beltsville, MD
“The Air Force needs you! And so does the
Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, NASA...”
Pamela Eyring
Wright-Patterson Air Force
Base, OH
|
