What People
Are Saying...
“One room… 2,000 people gasping for air. This
was the funniest comedic performance we have ever seen.”
Matt Helmintoller
Calvary Chapel
Melbourne, FL
"Tim RAWKS! He had us laughing before
he said a word. I'm just glad he uses his powers for good."
Mark Hall
Casting Crowns
“… relentless, resounding, refreshing,
riotous... Tim is an amazing talent…”
Rick Baldwin
RiverRanch Church
Modesto, CA
“Tim wasn't just 'really funny'. He set the
room on fire for 2 straight days. I've never seen anything
like it.”
Stewart Hendricks
Avalanche Youth Conference
2006
Pigeon Forge, TN
“I thought we were going to have to hand out
inhalers.”
Kimberly Sellin
Synergy Comedy Club
Beltsville, MD
“Talk about comedy overload! Get ready to
laugh… and bring a bottle of oxygen.”
Craig Dawson
Golf Course Road Church of
Christ
Midland, TX
“Tim Hawkins is hilarious… ‘biggie sized’… on
steroids!”
Steve Howard
Guardian Television Network
Columbus, OH
“The Air Force needs you! And so does the
Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, NASA...”
Pamela Eyring
Wright-Patterson Air Force
Base, OH
“Brilliantly talented, clean, and rip-roaring
hilarious… Tim Hawkins is the only entertainer we’ve ever
hired twice, and we will bring him back for the hat trick!
He is a true must-see…”
Barry Ford
Fellowship Church
Grapevine, TX
“If comedy is a gift, God gave Tim Hawkins an
overdose.”
Danny Kuykendall
Northwest Baptist
Convention
Vancouver, WA
“Absolutely none better.
After 20 years of having the best of the best when it comes
to Christian entertainment, Tim Hawkins is THE best! KEN'S
WRITTEN GUARANTEE: If Tim doesn't make your whole group roar
with laughter, contact me and I will pay for his expense.”
Ken Brumley
Green Acres
Baptist Church
Tyler, TX
“Watching Tim perform is like eating an
entire Pecan Pie at one time… You wonder if you can take
another bite.”
Kevin McNelly
Pastor
City Church
of Chattanooga (TN)
“…the room erupted in
laughter for nearly an hour...”
David Hone
Chief Operating
Officer
Josh McDowell Ministry
Dallas, TX
"AWESOME does not begin to
describe Tim. He induced laughter every second while on that
stage. He is an ABSOLUTE don't miss!"
Lorraine Montes
Woodland The Community Church
Bradenton, FL
“Tim delivered! I’m not
kidding… Little kids were dancing and Grandpas and Grandmas
were laughing – There was something for everybody.”
Ted Baird
Fellowship
Church at Anthem
Anthem, AZ
"Tim, you nailed it once
again! I know the travel is grueling, and all the stuff you
have to put up with in the entertainment world gets old. But
there is whole-hearted agreement that you are the BEST. Keep
up the great work."
Don Blackley
Baptist General Convention of
Texas
"Outrageously funny. Five
people told me the day after the show that their stomach
still hurt. We can't wait to be a part of his 2007 tour."
Philip Slusher
Temple Baptist Church
Hattiesburg, MS
"Our cheeks were still sore the next day!"
Monique Forrest
Clovis Hills Community Church
Clovis, CA
"Next time we have Tim, I'm
going to have oxygen and paramedics on the scene. Absolutely
the funniest night of my life."
JC Slone
Beavercreek (OH) Church of
the Nazarene
"An absolutely hilarious
community event! We're still walking around quoting his act
(Recomputing...). I would ask him back anytime, even if he
did start gnawing on our ficus plants."
Richard Guinto
Heritage Assembly of God
Wichita Falls, TX
"Sounds of laughing, gasping,
snorting, and screaming filled the room... Tim is wide open!
His style of clean comedy was a direct hit... Phenomenal!"
Mark Johansson
New Covenant Church
Hampton, VA
"'He is the best we have
had... When is he coming back... My stomach still hurts... I
could not stop laughing...' These are just a few of the
comments I heard after Tim's performance. He is one gifted
comedian who creates a night to remember."
Dick Bont
Single Point Ministry/Ward
Church
Northville, MI
"One room... 2000 people
gasping for air. This was THE funniest comedic performance
we have ever seen."
Matt Helmintoller
Calvary Chapel
Melbourne, FL
"Tim raised the bar in
Christian entertainment. He blended contemporary style with
a Christian flavor to create a night filled with laughs and
refreshing perspective."
Bob Rice
Lincoln Berean Church
Lincoln, NE
"It was like watching a great
fireworks show. I kept thinking 'This must be the big
finale'. But Tim just keeps raising the level, changing the
dynamic, pulling out more A+ material... and the show ends
with this explosion of energy. You are actually torn between
watching Tim or people around you falling out of their
chairs. I thought somebody was going to get hurt."
Herb Kuryliw
Hillcrest Covenant Church
DeKalb, IL
“This guy is incredible!
Truly gifted, hysterically funny, tons of great material...
and I was blown away by his consistent excellence and energy
over 3 nights of performances.”
Jackie Ross
Tomball Bible Church
Tomball, TX
“Our senior pastor laughed so
hard that he almost lost his supper. My side and my cheeks
hurt for two days, and it felt great.”
Randy Hearn
Waco Christian Fellowship
Waco, TX
“Two standing ovations… On a
scale of 1-10, we rate him a 15! Tim has become the
measuring stick of comedians, and we haven't found anyone
who comes close.”
Bob Upgren
5 Stones Youth Conference
Bismarck, ND
“Oh my goodness, this guy was
awesome! The night was a huge success, and we have already
booked him to come back next year.”
Kim Peters
East Coast Christian Center
Merritt Island, FL
“I thought the man in front
of me was going to need an ambulance… No one knew that Tim
could ‘walk on pews’ -- He was the funniest thing we have
ever seen in our church.”
Lloyd Eisenrich
First Baptist Church
Andrews, TX
“… relentless, resounding,
refreshing, riotous... Our event was an astounding success,
with everyone begging for more! Tim is an amazing talent,
and on top of all of that, he is one terrifically nice guy.”
Rick Baldwin
RiverRanch Church
Modesto, CA
“The lady sitting behind me
was gasping so hard for breath that she started barking like
a seal! I’ve always enjoyed comedy… but I have never
experienced this level of hysteria before Tim came to town.”
Cindy Little
Life Community Church
Ft. Worth, TX
“Pure, raw laughter. Tim did
a tremendous and hilarious show to kickoff our Men's
Ministry. Over 350 guys laughed so hard, it hurt. I pray God
continues to bless Tim and his ministry.”
Keith Christie
First Baptist Church of
Euless (TX)
“As soon as I’m finished
picking 400 people up off the floor, I’m going to recommend
Tim Hawkins for any event… any age group, any time. Thanks,
Tim, for proving that great comedy can be family friendly…
We had a blast!”
John Tyler
North Pointe Baptist Church
Hurst, TX
“Tim is more than funny. I
mean, we expected to laugh… but we didn’t expect to be sore
the next day. Tim customized his comedy to our church, our
pastors, our city… Our volunteers have never had so much fun
or felt so appreciated! Thanks to Tim, our event couldn’t
have gone any smoother.”
Carrie Fay Amaro
Radiant Church
Surprise, AZ
“Without a doubt, Tim is one
of the funniest, most gifted humans on the planet. A little
off his rocker… but truly gifted! This was our 2nd comedy
night with Tim and the Tunafish Band. What a great event…”
Dave Michelson
Calvary Church
St. Peters, MO
“If comedy is a gift, God
gave Tim Hawkins an overdose. He rocked the house filled
with 1000+ teens and parents and adult youth leaders. Hard
group to please? Not for Tim.”
Danny Kuykendall
Northwest Baptist Convention
Vancouver, WA
“Absolutely none better.
After 20 years of having the best of the best when it comes
to Christian entertainment, Tim Hawkins is THE best! He has
the ability, agility, versatility, and connectability to
work with any audience you put before him. KEN'S WRITTEN
GUARANTEE: If Tim doesn't make your whole group roar with
laughter, contact me and I will pay for his expense.”
Ken Brumley
Green Acres Baptist Church
Tyler, TX
“Tim delivered! I’m not
kidding… Little kids were dancing and Grandpas and Grandmas
were laughing – There was something for everybody.”
Ted Baird
Fellowship Church at Anthem
Anthem, AZ
“I saw Tim perform in Atlanta
in front of 1700 children’s pastors, and he took the house
down. Trust me… He is going to have more work than he has
ever had in his life from this group, because everyone was
still talking about him 2 days after the show. He is
tremendous.”
Sondra Saunders
Prestonwood Baptist Church
Dallas, TX
“Tim Hawkins should be seen
by every person in America. He might be the funniest human
on Planet Earth.”
Brady Boyd
Gateway Church
Southlake, TX
“Amazing… Tim went above and
beyond funny for an audience of over 1000.”
Laura Willing
Care Net Pregnancy Services
Quincy, IL
"…non-stop, gut-busting,
hyperventilating laughter. At one point, we thought we were
going to have to dial 911. Once the audience caught their
breath, they gave him a standing ovation... which is
impressive for Baptists.”
Steve James
Communications Director
First Baptist Church of
Dallas, TX
“Tim was absolutely
hilarious. People were were having a hard time keeping from
rolling on the floor. Clean, funny - Tim supplied us with
one of our most entertaining evenings ever at the
Lighthouse!”
Tim Quinn
Lighthouse Christian
Fellowship
Zanesville, OH
“We promoted Tim big-time,
telling our students that he was the funniest guy they would
ever see. So they all came… and brought their friends… and
we had over 200 students. The bases were loaded, and Tim hit
a GRAND SLAM! What a great job! Everybody went home with a
sore face.”
Troy Rackliffe
First Baptist Church of
Coppell, TX
“Absolutely hilarious... We
can't wait to get Tim's next music video on the jumbotron!”
Jeremy Armstrong
Marketing
Coordinator
Dallas Mavericks
“Hilarious! We do in-studios with every comedian who comes
to the Improv, and Tim is one of the funniest ever.”
Tim
Hattrick
“Tim and Willy”
KNIX Country 102.5
Phoenix, AZ
“Hilarious doesn't even cover it.”
Linda Vest CMP
Event Planner
State Farm
Insurance
Dallas, TX
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