What People
Are Saying...
“Hilarious! We do in-studios with every comedian who comes
to the Improv, and Tim is one of the funniest ever.”
Tim
Hattrick
“Tim and Willy”
KNIX Country 102.5
Phoenix, AZ
“If there were a Comedy College, Tim Hawkins
would be a required course.”
Darren Marlar
‘Marlar in the Morning’
101QFL, Rockford, IL
"Tim Hawkins
is a comic genius! He should offer medical assistance to his
audiences immediately following his act. Even into the next
day, everyone was complaining about their facial muscles
cramping. You will literally beg him to ease up, because
every other phrase is a homerun. You can't keep up!"
Chris Roberts
MasterGuard Corporation
Coppell, TX
"Want a night of side-splitting comedy? Tim
is your guy.”
Sheri Boeckman
Oklahoma Association of
REALTORS
Oklahoma City, OK
“I had to keep
taking off my glasses to wipe away the tears, but I guess
that's not as bad as my associate who nearly peed her pants!
It was refreshing to laugh so hard...”
Sandy Maxwell
Ada (OK) Association of
Realtors
“I thought we were going to have to hand out
inhalers.”
Kimberly Sellin
Synergy Comedy Club
Beltsville, MD
“Tim
had the whole company in tears with laughter… By far, the
best entertainment we have ever had!”
Karen Claussen
Nouveau Eyewear
Carrollton, TX
“Saw Tim on
Saturday night at St. Luke United Methodist -- Too funny! It
was dangerous for me as I've had 3 kids and my bladder
control isn't what it used to be... Did I just say that?
Anyway, Tim was awesome and VERY gracious -- stayed to sign
stuff til the lights went out!”
Kelly Hamilton
Lexington, KY
“The Air Force needs you! And so does the
Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, NASA...”
Pamela Eyring
Wright-Patterson Air Force
Base, OH
“What a night! The show
was clean, customized, and an absolute blast. Tim Hawkins'
comedy appeals to an audience of all ages and backgrounds.”
Tammy Foster
Guaranty Bond Bank
Mount Pleasant, TX
“Hilarious doesn't even cover it.”
Linda Vest CMP
Event Planner
State Farm
Insurance
Dallas, TX
“Tim
has performed at three company events so far. You would
think by now we would learn to laugh like civilized adults.
Fantastic show!”
Michael
Lyons
RBS Lynk Inc.
Atlanta, GA
“When you can
make a bunch of stone-sober men laugh as hard as Tim did,
you have talent.”
Bob Grabow
President
Grabow & Associates, Dallas,
TX
“Tim kicked
off our 2003 Leadership Conference with tons of energy that
carried through the weekend. The customized ‘Hotel
California’ was hysterical!”
Jennifer Kraszewski
HR Director
Eateries, Inc.
Edmond, OK
“The
standing ovation you received was so explosive, I thought
they might cancel the rest of the workshop and keep you on
stage!
Larry Lawson
Director of Events
The Gary Musick Company
Dallas/Nashville
“What a night! The show was
clean, customized, and an absolute blast. Tim Hawkins'
comedy appeals to an audience of all ages and backgrounds.”
Tammy Foster
Guaranty Bond
Bank
Mount Pleasant, TX
“WOW – I’ve
held many motivational meetings in the past 10 years, but
none like the one Tim Hawkins attended!”
Thomas Quintana
President
Quintana Honda
Paris, TX
“Absolutely hilarious... We
can't wait to get Tim's next music video on the jumbotron!”
Jeremy Armstrong
Marketing
Coordinator
Dallas Mavericks
“What a great way to kick off
an afternoon session at our annual convention! The vendor
who sponsored the event was 100% satisfied.”
Heidi
Harris
Alberta (Canada) Roadbuilders
& Heavy Construction Association
“Funny? How about hilarious!?
His performance was terrific, and his ability to capture the
attention of kids and adults alike was amazing.”
Jeremy Blaido
Chuck E. Cheese Entertainment
Dallas, TX
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